She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
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You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
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I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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