How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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