Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
