If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Randomize