Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
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She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
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Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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