i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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