Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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