got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
This is my gift to your gina
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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