I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
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you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
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Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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