I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
You should frame my arrest warrant.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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