I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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