I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
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Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
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New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
How does it feel to date your dad?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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