i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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