who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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