He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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