Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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