Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
