Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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