Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
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