I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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