We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
My pussy is not your playground.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
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Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
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Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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