i just wanna soil my oats bro
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
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I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
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come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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