alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
