Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Randomize
