also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
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just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
organizing the empties. That sober.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
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Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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