when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
nutella sex= disaster
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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