And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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