We need to rekindle our bromance
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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