Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Someone came in the potted fern
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Randomize
