I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
My vagina is officially offended.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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