I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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