i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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