Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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