fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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