On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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