This house was built for laser tag.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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