Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
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in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
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What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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