everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Randomize
