VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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