It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Randomize
