have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
