It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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