dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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