Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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