i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
