Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Randomize
