erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
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just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
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He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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