i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
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She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
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there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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