he shaved USA in his pubs
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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