Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
She's the barista slut.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
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Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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