Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
He uses pillows to masturbate.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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