Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
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Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
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The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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