Nicole vs. Life
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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