where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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