Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
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after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
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I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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