just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
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Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
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I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
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