Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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